Disclaimer:
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "Trauma is Expensive," the only podcast where we count the cost, make the change, and sometimes accidentally step on a few toes while doing so.
Now, before we embark on this roller coaster of self-revelation and wallet-crushing traumas, let's clear the stage. We, your humble hosts, are here to share our truths - the good, the bad, and the 'did they just say that?' variety. Our aim isn't to offend, but hey, we've all accidentally squeezed lime juice on a paper cut before, right?
So if our words sting a little, we prefer you see it as a teachable moment, rather than a cue to throw your device out the nearest window. We're all for learning, even if it involves a bit of egg on our faces. And frankly, who doesn't love a good facial?
Despite the whispers in the grapevine, we're not omnipotent beings, and we certainly don't know everything. We're just a couple of folks who love a good chit-chat and won't shy away from the big, tough, wallet-draining questions.
If our words spark more than just a thought, if they steam your glasses or make you as hot as a jalapeno in a sauna, don’t just seethe in silence. Tell us why! Remember, assumptions are like unpaid bills, they pile up, stink, and no one wants to be the one left dealing with them.
So, buckle up, keep your sense of humor handy, and let's dive into this bank-breaking, soul-searching journey together. Welcome to "Trauma is Expensive," where we're counting the cost, making the change, and occasionally laughing our way to the bank. We're thrilled you're here, and we can't wait to learn from you!
we leave creative control in your capable hands. I know it's long but it's important so if it cost more, let me know.